Liberals! Has the slogan "Hope and Change" always been a euphemism for air superiority?

I noticed a little more swagger in the messiah's step on his South American vacation. I guess starting wars and and leaving town does that to a Community Organizer.

Is this poison ivy or am I having a allergic reaction?

I had this red rash on my butt cheek and it's gotten a really thick red color and spotted red outside of it. The next day it was red on my lower back aswell and over the next two days it's progressively gotten redder and insanely itchy aswell as spreading to my lower stomach. The week before this happened I was in this forest type place on the side of a road. (and by forest it was really just some grass and trees) and I sat maybe a minute on a blanket we brought. So idk if I'm having a allergic reaction and should go to the doctor or just poison ivy and take some medicine from a walgreens or something. Any answers or suggestions?

How do I stop my boy drinking turps and paint thinner?

I am a single dad bringing up a 7 year old Adam. My wife left us last month but we are making the most out of a terrible situation. One thing that has occured is I caught Adam drinking chemicals from under the kitchen sink, toilet bleach and other cleaners. He said that it tasted like alcohol we give him at Chritsmas time. He begs me every day to buy him more but I keep telling him that he might get sick or food poisoning. To cut a long story shorter in the last week he has been sipping turps and paint thinner from the garden shed. I bought him two bottles of industrial paint thinner as the smell is unbearable and am hoping the smell puts him off but he still keeps taking sips. I do not know what to do but hope he will see sense and can ween him off it. Right now he has stomach pains and eye and headaches. I think the smell is getting to him.

Ive been saving like crazy for our vacation and my husband spent it all on his car how would u react?

Im so upset ! I yelled at him and he got all emo so I felt bad but still he used all the money I saved for our trip so he could fix his car and now we have to postpone our trip I feel like just cancelin it

If you are subpoened to be a witness/victim in court and cant possibly make it whatsoever?

Do I call and let them know, or can it be postponed...or dropped? I cant possibly make it...What do I do? Would the case be dismissed? Also, how can I prevent by getting issued a warrant for not showing? Any advice on the possibilities that I can do to prevent by getting arrested for not showing up?

Comment/critique on my latest poem?

Just my humble opinion. I want to get rid of most of the Victorian thee and... I think this could be a beautiful lusty poem. I feel the language (Shakespearean) is not done quiet right so that cheapens this piece. It is talking about making a girl twist and squirm in a sinful way and just because it's Shakespearean will not make it easier to swallow.

Any idea of what these weird bumps on my face are?

So for the last two days, I have randomly had these tiny bumps all over my face and on the bottom of my ears/behind my ears. I have never had a breakout before, so I don't know if it's that. But they are mainly on one side of my face, and are tiny bumps that aren't visible unless you look up close. When I feel my skin, you can feel them and it almost feels like dry skin (but it's not). I haven't been rummaging around in the forest, but I have a cat and dogs that do, so I don't know if I could have gotten poison ivy from them or something. Could it be random allergy to something, poison ivy, or a breakout? Any ideas of what this could be. It doesn't really itch or anything, but it just bothers me knowing i have weird bumps on my face.